Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.

She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.

by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Hair Nest

A tangled mass of long pubic hair.

"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"

by Coolbeans9000 November 10, 2009

down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM September 5, 2016

Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.

Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!

by Trogdor Mongolian Trojan Motherfucker August 24, 2003

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

cunk hair

The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.

He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.

by jamm2011 May 29, 2014