Straight Edge

Big fat pussys that like to be jackasses and go around and but up the peaceful little stoners and drunks

that straight edger sure is a pussy

by John cockery September 25, 2005

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straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 22, 2003

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straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 27, 2011

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Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)

Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.

by canny conservative March 11, 2021

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Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 03, 2009

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