by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008
Get the closet friendmug. 1) A fake friend.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.
Observer 1: Rachael's been talking so much shit about Casey and they're supposed to be best friends?
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.
by Trina L. August 27, 2007
Get the faux friendmug. by Mustang Ed October 1, 2011
Get the Fast friendsmug. There is no definition that can describe you.
by TurtleBoxer April 28, 2019
Get the Best Friendmug. This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".
"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".
by Saf1 January 25, 2009
Get the Friend Laddermug. a boy who is your friend but you act like you are together but you are not officially.but basically,you are..but you are not
by friend girl August 19, 2008
Get the friend boymug. Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
by PopKull October 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Friendmug.