Chinese Thunderroll

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.

Last weekend Justin gave me the Chinese thunderroll!

by Why must I do this July 20, 2019

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you

Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”

by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019

chinese dog

Nickname for a cat.

I like chinese dog very much dogs.

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

chinese Labrador retriever

Chinese Labrador Retriever,A word for cat.

Chinese labrador retrievers are small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

chinese labrador

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019