Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend
Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!
by boyfriendswifey January 08, 2025
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the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(
by pussypills May 24, 2014
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Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.
“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
exactly
i love my dead boyfriend
by luckydamutt January 16, 2024
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drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.
My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.
by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017
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the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.
“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 07, 2023
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Your boyfriend

Every male Haikyuu character.
You wish he would be real.
Your boyfriend is only existing in the Haikyuu Manga/Anime.
by Klara_rkl September 19, 2021
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Backstage Boyfriend

A term coined among theater kids, a backstage boyfriend is the male counterpart in a (sometimes romantic) relationship between two actors or crew members that goes on strictly during production time. The backstage boyfriend is often seen alongside his female counterpart during rehearsals, intermissions, and cast parties; attached at the hip. This kind of relationship usually ends after the show closes and may resume during the next. The rest of the cast and crew can see that there is something going on between the two, but they often strictly deny it.
Friend 1: dude, what is going on with those two? Are they together or something?

Friend 2: Nah, that’s just her backstage boyfriend. It’s nothing serious.
by bsb0492 May 21, 2023
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