April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

February 2

February 2 is the day a gangsta was born. If you born on February 2 you fine as heck and know to do voodoo.

why she so gangsta, oh she born on February 2nd
why she so fine, oh because she belong to me

by GoatB November 22, 2021

November 2

National Pickle Day

Kai: So would you go on a date with me Maia?

Maia: Of course I am available November 2. Aww but does that mean we have to eat pickles?

by Mama Mia MOA October 27, 2019

December 2

National skip school day

Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?

Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!

by (╥﹏╥) October 29, 2019

December 2

No one (NO ONE) is going to school!!

December 2nd is skip school day!

No one go to school December 2nd,no one will be there..!

by Uglybitch2019 October 30, 2019

December 2

December 2 is not going to school day so have fun not going to school

Hannah: hey on December 2 we don’t have school
Emanuel: oh ok that’s awesome

by 123123888 October 30, 2019