Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers

“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^

by @345kami May 16, 2022

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Oliver spencer

My boyfriend
Don't touch I will punch

DON'T TOUCH oliver Spencer MINE ONLY

by Nd if cbismcjsjv October 3, 2021

Oliver

A student that should get on with the woodwork work.

A student that should get on with the woodwork work. Oliver get to work.

by Rfsrggsfhnft October 31, 2021

Ray Oliver

Drunk speak for “right out of her”, meaning exhausted, drained, tired, pooped… usually said when totally intoxicated, the words “right out of her” sometimes sound like “Ray Oliver”!

Q: How ya feeling’ Jimmy?
A: I’m Ray Oliver! *pukes on your shoes, but since you are a good friend you continue to help poor Jimmy home*

by anonymous April 23, 2022

camryn Olive

The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)

Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?

Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive

by Billian Lodeur July 29, 2021