No Shit Sherlock

Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.

a) kid to dad: look that's a bird

Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?

Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson

by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015

Gay shit

That homo shit that niggas do that's gay

"hey faggot miss me with that gay shit"

by Certified pussy destroyer June 29, 2018

Flip My Shit

Too excited for something that you can't control yourself.

OMFG one of my long time favorite 90's show "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" is finally airing reruns. I just flip my shit. (:

by Princess90 December 30, 2013

loaf of shit

When someone or something is more than just one simple load of shit but instead 20 pieces of shit put together.

The 2016 presidential candidates are such a loaf of shit.
"Ryan you're a liar, an asshole, and a dueshe bag, you're such a loaf of shit.

by Luke Twatwalker June 23, 2016

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

baby shit

game types in halo 2, usually objective games, that are not fun to play or are stupid.

when some one in halo 2 has a bad host.

"why are we playing oddball on burial mounds, what is this baby shit."

"this is so laggy, this is a baby shit host"

by acoron May 3, 2008