I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

wHiCh I wOn

Explanation to why Louis Tomlinson has a fractured elbow that little smol bean

I had a race yesterday, which I won, which I won!! But I've hurt myself. I have a little fracture on my elbow.

by Larry’s version April 16, 2022

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like

(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like

by Haptix April 1, 2020

I love women

You love a woman, we all do.

Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.

by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022

I´m fine

what you say when you actoally are to mad and dont WANT TO talk. So what you need to do is accept and go buy a cookie for yourself and eat infront of them.
The total opposite of "i dont want to talk about it"

I´m fine and give me cookie

by purple minion February 4, 2020

I lov eu

struggling to identify with geo-political entities such as countries (units with borders)
struggling to understand concepts of nationalism, ethnocentrism

"what does your passport say? where do you belong? what country are you loyal to?"
"I lov eu"

by Krkič June 28, 2019