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You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
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you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain
Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!
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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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You got the cheese

When you got the cheese and use it to make sandwhiches in The Legend Of Zelda.
The original creator of the legacy can be found here on Wagintrowl youtube channel
Zelda: Link, You got the cheese
Link: Hyah
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fuck you thunder

Fuck you thunder is a definition of fucking kyle
by I am Kyle and I'm a fag November 1, 2017
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you got a big ole dome

by SugarBoojingles November 5, 2017
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I know who you love

What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.
by Nadou Castiel November 7, 2017
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