shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

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National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

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Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

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Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

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I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

by Bustex August 4, 2016

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