The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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As put by Funk Naz-T:
"The Man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.' Though nobody has physically seen 'the man,' he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his 'establishment' is 'keeping down.'"
As put by Funk Naz-T:
"The Man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.' Though nobody has physically seen 'the man,' he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his 'establishment' is 'keeping down.'"
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
Get the The Man mug.Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 2, 2023
Get the poor man’s lunch mug.I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.
by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023
Get the Man Mace mug.Inspiration for Batman. Michael Keaton played Man in the 1989 movie "Man". Later, Bob Kane and Bill Finger would add a pair of pointy ears to Man's head and would dub their new character "Batman".
by Eldeirun December 3, 2023
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Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat
by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023
Get the Grand Wizard Man mug.-like an e-boy but older yknow
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol
by iknowwhereyoulive@69street December 3, 2023
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