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TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.
Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!
by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017
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thicker than dog shit

When a female who has eye catching ample ass for days,one must double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.
Damn baby you thicker than dog shit.
by TWACK BACK Montoya March 13, 2017
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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
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don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
by whodey June 16, 2004
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feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.
Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!
by raphael-sorel October 19, 2013
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Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
by currybomb July 27, 2010
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