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Kole man

A man with REALLY BIG BALLS LIKE HUGE ONES!!!!! He loves woman named mrs self he is sooooooooo cool he have 50 women trying to suck his BIG D and loves big dudes with bigger COCKS and love Braxton lively he will doing anything for his big d to be sucked I mean anything he is a terrible guy who has cock made of pure bricks and he will hurl off with sand paper and will put it right in Lincoln brons butt all the way in till he can taste it and hes so good at suck ing dic I mean fucking hot women in a trailer house and making crack cocane and loving big bbc and sucking all day he loves to play his double stuffed meat monkey named bubbles the cock monster and loves talking to his to big balls named Chimplie and aroolty and he is so flexible he can suck his own bubbles the monkey cock monster coverlet and love sucking off a big dude named matthew and loves butting his penis in peoples ears
by Kole megusta daddy February 27, 2023
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Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022
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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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man varnish

Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.
please my brother dont rub your man varnish on my dingle berry
by i love hair down there October 20, 2008
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Obey your man day

Girl: hey whatcha doing

Boy: come here

Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
by The definition don on the lawn November 9, 2021
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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