Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality
While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"
by dumbo1042 January 4, 2012
Get the oh shit its on fire! mug.When a female who has eye catching ample ass for days,one must double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.
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this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
Get the the pile of shit has a thousand eyes mug.This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
by whodey June 16, 2004
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You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
by currybomb July 27, 2010
Get the Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit mug.when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
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