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When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly
“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off
by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018
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Bones creak n' shit.

A casual phrase alluding to the fact that bones may creak, among other things; to be used in situations where an apathetic, nonchalant response may be called for. Meaning similar to that of "shit happens". Can also be used as its acronym.
1) Gingasnapz: They ran out of creamed spinach in the cafeteria!

WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.

2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.

Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.
by BlackPanthr September 12, 2011
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Do I Give a shit?

not careing
Do I Give a shit? about mason no
by fsdfsdfs January 3, 2017
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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
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don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
by whodey June 16, 2004
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Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
by currybomb July 27, 2010
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National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything
Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019
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