Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

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White guy dick

A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.

Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!

by Browngirlseatdick October 7, 2023

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mr. tiny dick

a famous singer named jvo

johnny is mr. tiny dick

by kenzayyyyzieggg November 17, 2018

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Big Dick Marco

A guy named Marco in my geometry class.

@hmmm4152 on Instagram

I will make sure that everyone knows that HE is Big Dick Marco

by Big Dick Marco May 28, 2018

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Hit dick December

A month where you can hit/punch any guys dick to get back at them for slap ass October. Have fun!

Sarah: *hits jacks dick*
Jack: wtf!?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?

by Mia.connersss August 21, 2020

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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.

Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.

by Elsalellan April 11, 2023

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