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by Bodmon fishy June 10, 2016
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Get the mans mug."Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
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"Is he the one? Husband material?"
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by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018
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Get the man mug.A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
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Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
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