trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, I’m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 28, 2018

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

ball sack of shit face

my ball sack and shit in yer face

u wanna honk a luggie ball sack of shit face pussy fartin cum guzzeling gutter slut....haha

by mandy harvey December 9, 2008

went to shit and the hogs ate him

refers to a person who is supposed to be working but keeps disappearing

Where did Billy go? Don't know, went to shit and the hogs ate him i reckon

by Billy's other mother March 28, 2011

Duck the shit out of her

Where you fuck a girl so hard her vagina makes quacking noises like a duck

Bob - Did you fuck her?

John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her

Bob - ?????

John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck

by dducker December 14, 2011

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018