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Ass-Whoop-Chos

A nacho flavored ass kicking; The act of engaging in a serious ass kicking. Instead of the ass whooper simply opening up a can of whoop ass, the ass whoopee partakes in a full course meal of a nacho flavored ass kicking.
Guy: "Why you mad bro?"

Bro: "Because I got fired and my boss won't give me my last check. He's about to eat a plate of ass-whoop-chos!!!"
by Silvermold November 21, 2011
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stupid ass entrants

lame entrants that post definitions about either:

a- their "loud and skanky" group of friends
b- their lame ass boy friend
c- or their lame ass girlfriend
d- an enemy of theirs that they'll eventually end up forgetting about because they're in high school and nobody cares
e- their fake gang
f- their level of skankiness
g- how great of a person they are
h- their fucking world of warcraft character

these entries are constantly denied by us editors. we even make fun of those who attempt to submit their entry in the chat because we know how damn long it took them to type up their stupid fucking entry, and we simply hit one button to cast it into oblivion, never to be seen again.

there also must be an LOL inserted in every definition, and is almost certainly required to have shitty grammar come with it
a- megan and katelen: loud group of friends who are great. can get out of control sometimes LOL and go back and have hot sex. LOUD

b- greg shithead: the best boyfriend ever LOL. always around. does cool stuff with his great girl friend, jane crap-for-brains

c- jane crap-for-brains: my amazing girlfriend. she's hot LOL

d- joe my-stupid-ass-enemy: my enemy in high school. he's a cunt and a jerk wad. likes to eat crap. LOL

e- west side shit lickers: gang straight out of arizona. don't let the suburbs fool you, they're tough shit and won't take shitty shit from no shit. LOL means badasssxxzz fukerz

f- jonie: SKANKY SLUT LOL

g- larry lame-brains: a great person. he's always donating his money....LOL..to charity. overall a great person who gives great hugs in the hallway.

h- sewperdewd69LOL: LOL MY GAMER HAS THE NUMBER 69! A BADASS MAGE WHO HAS HEALING POWERS AND CASTS LEVEL 30 MAGIC SPELLS AND A LEVEL 2 CANNON and LOLOLOOL APART OF THE CUNT-CLAN LOL

editor: wow i'm going to deny everyone of these stupid ass entrants
by Alfons Richter February 21, 2009
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nook the bitches ass

when a males penis goes up in a curveing mostion towards a womensass
ayy bro i dare u to go nook the bitches ass over there
by mrdefintionsk8 July 6, 2009
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pony ass bitch

A name you call someone who YOU think looks like a horse..or if you have a friend who's hung like a horse, you can call him that too..
You: 'Look at that girl, she looks like a horse!'
Me: 'Ew, I know! Stupid pony ass bitch!'
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You: 'I'm hung like a horse.'
Me: Shut the fuck up you pony ass bitch!'
by DKhoner December 20, 2005
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ass water

the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.
hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!
by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
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skull fuck in the ass

V. The art of skull fucking in the asshole originated in the lower region of China when this little boy named kong ate a meat popatart and had a vision..
No one really knows what this is or how it's done, still a mystery left unsolved.
Kongfu: I skull fuck in the ass other day, then I skull fuck mom in ass newb.
by Koruptwon August 8, 2006
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kik ass slayer

HOLLY FORMAN!!!

Ma harris luverly, 1 of ma fav gurleyz eva! Gud 4 gum , YAY!!! n' 4 bein such a gud friend, shes a * !!!!

Blobsta , pml, u no wot i mean!!!

Luv

Jade XxX
All da times we've had 2gether soooooo funni, FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
by orlandoz own XXXXXXX December 4, 2003
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