Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 07, 2011

Doedoe bird

A flightless bird that lived in the Canadian rainforest.

The Doedoe bird lived in the Canadian rainforest.

by Bigtk February 04, 2016

Angry Bird

Used to reference to a horrible teacher you hate.

God damn he’s being such an angry bird.

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 06, 2017

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 28, 2019

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 13, 2022

The Lonely Birds

A cool band in Cockeysville, Maryland.

The Lonely Birds are cool cats

by Sam Brownback October 14, 2007