Angry Turds

The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.

Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.

by LoZack February 28, 2011

turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

turd burner

mexican faggot, beaner ass bandit.

"paco is a faggoty ass turd burner"

by dope_head October 1, 2008

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

by nahla April 28, 2007

turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009

Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!

by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009