The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.
Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.
by LoZack February 11, 2011
one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.
by zneb December 07, 2005
by dope_head August 06, 2008
by Ben Gordon February 03, 2006
Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
by nahla April 20, 2007
When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)
When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009
To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
by Bellman Steve Muchow February 08, 2009