Tom Gregory

This person is a speccy neek, he licks bumholes and sucks chodes for breakfast and takes it up his batty in the evening, once again he is a speccy neek

Wow Tom Gregory is a speccy neek

by Ya nans hairy muff November 25, 2021

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

tom and jamie

a good long lasting relationship that will last forever without any interference.

i wish our relationship was like Tom and Jamies

by superquerty December 1, 2017

Tom Homer

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

by y0 Phish October 23, 2018

Tom holland

He is God, he is mine daddy long legs.
He is the definition of hot and cute.
And he has the best fandom, u better join (but don't forget that he is mine)

Im married to Tom holland but he doesn't know yet

by Yomommaonastick March 28, 2019

Tom Pappas

Bald fuck

That guy is a Tom pappas

by Isksksksbsbdkcudnwm November 20, 2019