Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

by Dobs October 06, 2007

Two scoops

1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.

1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"

by CTSR November 24, 2005

two and eight

Bingo slang for '28'.

"Two and eight.. 28!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

infinity plus two

Bigger than infinity plus one.

I win infinity plus one times!

I win infiniy plus two.

NOOOOOO!

by anonymous June 10, 2005

two bit ho

A skank who lives in Long Beach and doesn't know her ass from her elbow. She will provide sexual acts for a quarter.

by Jive ass turkey April 14, 2003

two man step

when two guys go move to two girls

YD: Yo stepz, pree the mwassi on your right.. wys should we two man step it?
Stepz: yeah certii

by YD❤️‍🩹 February 12, 2022

two ball screwball

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.

dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night

by coreyvdw July 21, 2006