The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. A lot of people refer to calling tony big daddy tony because he’s just big daddy also yomaris says it alllll the time
by Skiderbachi June 10, 2021
Get the Big daddy tonymug. he is a cool guy with a big dick
lol tony is coolsf weg'ewgnt5h
by jghefivdsiohrwiwqg3rb June 21, 2018
Get the Tonymug. Tony is the type of Guy who loves to put people in always situations. He pretty tall and loves to talk about his Smile to everyone around his.
by qweudhcsiudxbiowud February 14, 2025
Get the Tonymug. When a male or female lathers a brick with peanut butter then proceeds to shove the brick up his/her partner's ass
by Nigletbros July 8, 2016
Get the Solid Tonymug. by Funny randomer August 13, 2017
Get the tony the pullermug. Person one: why are you so tired?
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
by jpezza April 8, 2017
Get the bulgarian tonimug.