mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

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chocolate pie

to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.

"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

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The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016

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sweetie pie

usually used as a term of endearment, but can also be used sarcastically to mock someone when they are being a douchebag; can be used in conjuncture with 'meanie pants'

That meanie pants George is such a sweetie pie!

by asdfghjennn November 6, 2008

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Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 8, 2004

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