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Jason Wandler

jason wandler is the homie
by ehsuchr November 15, 2021
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Jason

lmao look at that loser Jason he can't play starbound
by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020
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Jason

Jason got clipped by Monica
by M08 X June 16, 2022
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Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...
We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.
by JSJ918 September 25, 2019
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Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.
Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!
by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021
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