cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes

Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle

by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021

Cross Dubs

Aggressive humping with your hands crossed on her waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella last night

I caught so many cross dubs my back hurts

I’m going to be crippled from all the cross dubs I been catching

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.

"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024