The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

Johnny

A type of condom

get the johnny mug

by Wabbu girl April 26, 2022

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 19, 2023