Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

Duck king

Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.

That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball

by Reesor November 22, 2021

Silent duck

The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.

“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”

by Iron Wombat October 5, 2021

Ducking rumor

A rumor that is likely false but fun to spread.

Duck murdered Sixx by using her aura light to push him in the purifying fires.

No, that’s just a ducking rumor!

by I.C.Penis March 24, 2022

Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.

Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!

by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 5, 2019