Slappy Fart

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!
Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!
by wfkelcor December 23, 2010
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Fart Mobile

(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.

In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.
The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.
by Steve ED November 09, 2004
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fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.
You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.
by Name 111 April 10, 2014
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Flu Fart

Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2015
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cup of fart

The following steps demonstrate the proper way to cup your fart.
1. Fart in your hand
2. Grasp the fart and quickly "throw" the fart at someone's face.
3. The unlucky receiver will smell your fart if the attack was performed correctly.
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by ERNTRON February 14, 2008
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Fart Roulette

Where you are not sure if it one (a fart), but you spin the wheel anyway and take a chance. Usually played when sick. Sometimes ending with a change of underware, or a shower.
Man, I had the flu bad. I played fart roulette and hit the brown chips Dog!
by Tom-meee October 07, 2006
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Faggot Fart

A fart that is liberated with a loose audible suggesting an unconstrained anus, very much like that of a loose anus caused by repeated anal sex.
Jim: (Farts with a loud loose sound.)

Tim: "Wow! That was a nice faggot fart."
by The Jolly Tamale September 26, 2009
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