A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
Get the suicidal moped mug.The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
by Inc0 October 23, 2011
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A fishing trip where you leave at night and return at night. Usually done because of lake of time or money. Powered by dedication and energy drinks.
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Get the SUICIDE mug.A genuine problem that not enough people take seriously now. Some people blatantly accuse suicidal people for seeking attention and when they actually do it, they move themselves out of the blame as if they had nothing to do with it.
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Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."
Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."
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