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Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.
Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.
by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009
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socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."
by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011
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Social Authoritarian

A social system where Government yields primary control over free expression of opinions, speech, and attempts to control thought towards a specific set of ideals. Social authoritarian systems are intolerant of opposing viewpoints,.The Social Authoritarian society enforces strict obedience to favored doctrines, at the expense of personal freedom, viewing any counter opinion as dangerous or harmful to society and individuals.
Social Authoritarians attacked a peaceful speech which expressed ideas they find distasteful.
by WonCar March 19, 2017
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Social Suicide

The act of killing one's social life; verb

Someone who is embarrassing to be around, nerdy, or has other unappealing characteristics, which make others avoid him/her like wildfire; noun or adjective
Hayley Watkins is such a poser. She is social suicide.

Don't commit social suicide, by sleeping with her boyfriend, like Norma Arce did.
by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 22, 2009
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social reject

a person who makes fun of how a person(s) death; and how they died - especially if it wasn't their fault and the person was innocent.
tik tok user: "yo you seen the guy who was just walking inside of a mall and some guy slashed his throat wow there was so much blood lolol"
person 2: "you should really do that to yourself, i bet that everybody would clap and laugh once they see your body you fucking social reject"
by nininono11 October 5, 2021
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Social Dinosaur

When someone older, of a past generation is asking on-going, annoying, and un-needed questions about modern day electronics and media.

They also don't understand the simplest things about technology no matter how many times it is liberally explained to them.
Objects are often accused of being complicated, when they are truly not.
Often from parent or grandparents.
Mom: "Hunny, how do I turn off my ipod."

Son: "You click the bottom on the top of it."

Mom: "Where's the top?"

Son: "Ga'damn mom, You're such a Social Dinosaur!!"
by Mlka332 January 3, 2011
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Social Moth

A Female who is extremely outgoing and who flourishes in social situations of any kind, and is always fun to be around, yet is extremely displeasing to the eyes.
Guy 1: "We should call Sonja, if she's not with someone else already. She's the baddest Social Moth I know "

Guy 2: "I feel you on that one Guy, not if she was the last woman on earth, but what other girl do we know that plays COD and makes us sandwiches?"
by WellShodRod April 8, 2011
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