Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool

Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"

by sampras40 November 29, 2010

Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 9, 2015

Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer

Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

by Thatwhiteguystereotypical May 26, 2016

Smexy potato

A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.

You are a smexy potato.

by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 22, 2020

potato queet

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.

"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."

by jonderson May 26, 2008

Pumpkin Potato

Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.

"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."

by That one guy from Toy Story February 10, 2010