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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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hooks and cooks

optimum heat.
A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.
by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010
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sugar hook

An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective
jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab
by Uce why so unluggy November 3, 2015
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sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
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sling yer hook

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!
by Colwingnut February 18, 2023
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Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
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Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.
Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...
by Deleena24 April 8, 2003
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