Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.
I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.
by Talliwood December 10, 2018
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Beach Gun

An extremely sacred object and/or concept deriving from the "DoubleMcSticky" stream on twitch. It is thought to have been created during an "Eternal Return" stream and only 2 people in the whole world know what it truly is. I being one of them, cannot disclose this information in fear of my own saftey and well-being.
What? You mean to tell me you don't know about Beach Gun? You know nothing of Beach Gun. I was crafted by it, MADE from it.
by Jake:D October 18, 2022
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Normandy Beached

killing yourself through the use of explosives, usually TNT, C4, or landmines
Austin normandy beached himself trying to blow up Trey. He stepped on his own landmine!
by metzepp June 17, 2011
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Normandy Beached

A term inspired by the historic Normandy beach landings of World War II.
Referring to the act of a large vessel or ship intentionally grounding itself on a piece of land, typically near a body of water, in a strategic or deliberate manner. This maneuver allows for easy unloading of cargo, passengers, or equipment, resembling the amphibious landings in Normandy but adaptable to various locations worldwide, such as urban environments like Venice or other coastal areas.
Man 1: I was chilling in Venice when I saw about a hundred levies land on the beach.

Man 2. They just got Normandy Beached.

Man
by Dalytical August 13, 2023
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022
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