by sofais10 May 28, 2018
Get the Dan | ダンmug. When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
Get the Dan’s Depressionmug. 
by RayFinkle456 May 25, 2020
Get the Dirty Dannedmug. The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan
He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
by YourfavDan November 20, 2025
Get the Danmug. Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!
Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!
Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022
Get the Danmug. by anonymous October 11, 2021
Get the Dan Montenegromug.