toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

by Comparability October 30, 2017

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

toast

A toast to bread for without bread there would be no toast.

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and without toast there would be no toasters.

by mariomaster64ds August 11, 2009

Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

Roast Toast

When you get sum chicken hot up yo ass and it burns.

also

A girl who is really damn hot

DAMN THAT IS SOME ROAST TOAST CHIKIN

MHMHMMHMH THAT GURL BE ROAST TOASTY FIIIIIIIIIINE

by Melon HUCK January 3, 2017

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019