Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
Get the Toenail traffic jammug. A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019
Get the Peanut butter and jammingmug. When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016
Get the Value Jam Jarmug. 
Get the make a cold jammug. Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
Get the Jam the Shelf Angelmug. When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.
Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.
Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.
RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.
John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.
Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?
John: Just Jam-It In January
John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.
Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?
John: Just Jam-It In January
by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018
Get the Just Jam-It In Januarymug. It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.
Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009
Get the jam 'n' a biscuitmug.