David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018

David Groze

Person, Human being, defined by a big IQ level, and an athletic body. Does pretty much every sport.

I have been in town to see David Groze

by SenseiBen July 29, 2018

You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker

Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit

by Beea June 29, 2019

David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live

Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick

by Manchesthair March 2, 2019

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

david luevano

Somebody who will only commit to their beliefs if they are alone and have no one around to challenge them. People named David Luevano have very strong homosexual energy and seem gay, but when they are accused of their sexuality they deny it and become very offended, often throwing the insult back. David Luevano may be very smart but they are often very lazy and will only use their intelligence when they absolutely have to. David Luevano will often fake their personality and speech patterns to fit in to the current crowd. David is a hypocrite and will often make fun of you for doing the same things they do. David Luevano will often have a friend he follows everywhere and often shows their inner homosexuality to, which will be hidden if realized. David Luevano is an asshole.

Guy: Stop being such a David Luevano!
David Luevano: Shut the fuck up you're the one being a David Luevano! You little ugly bitch!

by David Hater9999 October 7, 2019

david elfrink

The coolest person on earth

Wow david elfrink. What a cool guy!

by Marsofwar1999 January 6, 2018