Bed-head

Getting head while laying in the bed

She gives great bed-head

by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022

Bed Bunny

A "Bed Bunny" refers to a woman who stays in bed all day ready for her man to come home and have "fun" in the bedroom, typically in return for small or large treats, rewards and aftercare. Similar to a "Pillow Princess"

"Oh yeah she's my little Bed Bunny... and I spoil her rotten...."

by Bed Bunny June 25, 2025

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?

by Xingle June 24, 2022

bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state

man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me

by james beverly II December 24, 2022

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023