Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

Ram Jam Slam

A slang term referring to excessively rough sexual intercourse; rough sex.

Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"

Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy January 23, 2020

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.

Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.

by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

Just Jam-It In January

When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.

Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.

RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018

jam 'n' a biscuit

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.

Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.

by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009