salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

by izaack October 13, 2010

Finger muffin

When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)

I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last night in the bush.

by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006

jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

fluff muffin

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.

sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006

Muffin stamp

A tramp stamp on a muffin top.

Tramp stamp? That's a muffin stamp!

by Brun064 July 15, 2010

Moist Muffins

A term used to confirm/agree to something

Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!

by Faglips McGee November 13, 2011

street muffin

-Noun

1. A hooker. Especially one with an age exceeding 60.

"That street muffin is a bit too ripe for me."

by KJ Smith July 3, 2008