A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser
by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 28, 2011
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by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005
Get the jizzle on a muffin mug.sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.
by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006
Get the fluff muffin mug."Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
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"Yeah why?"
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"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
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by Waxxy August 15, 2009
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