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dead mouth 

n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.

2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".

3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!

shit in my mouth 

like when, you find some dirty ho bag, and your like hey there hot stuff why dont you come over here and shit in my mouth.
hey guys, wendy shit in my mouth last night. You guys are so jealous

dollar mouth 

A girl that sucks a mans penis for money.
Jane is such a dollar mouth
dollar mouth by J-Sal June 18, 2005

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass 

All talk; no follow-through
Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

salty mouth 

The taste of semen in your mouth after your friend got head from a girl and you hooked up with her after.
Corry: Ew, why does my mouth taste so salty?
Biga: LAL! You got the salty mouth bitch!
salty mouth by Sir Miles May 26, 2009

Double Mouth to Genitals 

The first known euphemism for the sexual maneuver known universally as, 69.
Hey babe, how you feeling about a little double mouth to genitals tonight?
Double Mouth to Genitals by the nich November 29, 2009