Matthew

An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021

Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine

by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021

Matthew

Hebrew for Gods gift to women.

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.

by The Matthew October 17, 2020

Matthew Pell

A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)

I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.

Matthew Pell is truly God's greatest gift.

by BeautifulVagina November 6, 2017

Matthew's Wifi

Definition of shit

Matthew's wifi is shiat

by Damn450 August 27, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is kind a loving. He love shis girlfriend so much he cries when he might lose her. He can be a bit dramatic. But eh is still funny,nice, and cute. He is very smart and independent.

Girlfriend: *throws its back*
Matthew: OH FRICK NAW *yeets her acroos the room out of camera*

by Xxxeditzxxx November 17, 2020

Matthew

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"yall wanna still be annoying like Matthew"

by Ya Boi Amur July 9, 2021

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019