Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping

Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

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chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016

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Math

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"MATH" is why u fail

by No one take this name April 30, 2019

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Math

Not as the easiest thing to do in school. For me it's like kind of easy it starts to be easy and then gets hard.

Me: *Parents make me studies*
Teacher: Guess what?
Classmate Girly1: A math game please be a fricking math game
Classmate Boy1: I wonder if its a math test.
Me: djsdhadhoai sfshhdfshdfkajsdf ahhahaahahahahaha bet not a test i swaeraererrr
Teacher: Its a test
Me: naodnaondonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"During Test"
Me : * Finishes after 10 mins*

Class: >cO

Me: What I'm forced to study

Everyone: *Wishes they did that* 0o0

by anonymous December 2, 2022

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