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Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.
Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.
by BarryLinton May 16, 2022
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect
“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”
by sierahtonin October 22, 2025
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
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hoe-log prologue

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties
Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.
by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022
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cream log

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?
by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015
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haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

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I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015
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