Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 10, 2004
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lick your brownie

when you'd like to make it clear that the person you're chilling with is YOURS! you cuddle up to them, do whatever you have to do to demonstrate this.
renita: ooh honey i see someone checkin out yo man, you better go head an lick your brownie!
shanita: ooh girl, thank you, i know you got my back!


tenisha: damn girl, jayjay was all up on you in da club!
lashondra: i know girl! he was all about lickin his brownie!!
tenisha: he sure was, now everyone knows you his!
by amber2008 October 09, 2008
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anal licking puppy fuck

someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!
All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.
by Lance B 0325 February 05, 2010
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mouth roof licking virginity

The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
by Peace Gob October 23, 2008
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band camp ball lick

When one male, often resembling a mole, by choice or otherwise, licks another males genitals while attending band camp from grades 7-9
Man did you hear about last weekends band camp ball lick?
by Big Tunaaa February 05, 2010
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National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt
by jamima77 December 10, 2020
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shit balls dick lick

When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.
by sheet metal man February 25, 2010
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